Even A Dragon In One Punch

I, Seyi Falt, had come to the southern island nation Fotiatuyah.

Because of the prince’s request, I ended up conquering a dungeon and headed underground together with the slave girls.

However, right after entering I successfully put the cute slave girls to sleep and left them on the surface.

Together with the robo-maid, we set out for real this time!

“Our goal is the soft stone! We have to collect it all before that greedy master takes everything!”

“If the master is greedy then the disciple is also greedy, end of report.”

“But soft stone is rarely obtainable, you know? It’s precious! Of course I want it!”

“You really are similar master and disciple. End of report.”

Now then, let’s first grasp the situation.

This was a dungeon located underground in Fotiatuyah.

Perhaps due to the presence of a fire demon, it was hot overall.

Rather, magma oozed out from the floor and walls.

Despite being underground, the space was extremely vast.

It was basically a magma underground great labyrinth.

“Is the objective the boss… the labyrinth master?”

Labyrinths. Dungeons had an entity called a master.

That was the labyrinth master.

The labyrinth master protected the dungeon’s heart, called the labyrinth core.

If that core was destroyed, the dungeon naturally disappeared. Which meant…

“Don’t be dumb. First comes the soft stone quarry!”

“There are people outside suffering though.”

“My potion is easing the heat, right? The monsters will be handled by the prince and the others. No problem!”

“You are selfish to the very end, honestly. End of report.”

Hahaha, this robot sure talked well.

Maybe I should remove its mouth parts. I won’t though.

“Now then, find the soft stone quarry, Cherge.”

“You really are reckless again… end of report.”

“You can do mapping, right? Hurry hurry.”

Looking extremely sluggish, the robot placed a hand on the ground.

It emitted special vibration waves and scanned the underground internal structure.

“This will take a while. Master, please handle that. End of report.”

“That…? Ah, a monster.”

From the magma pool, a huge body slowly emerged.

It was big enough to look up at.

“A lizard.”

“lol. End of report.”

lol?

It was just a lizard wrapped in red scales, right?

“Okay okay, don’t get in the way.”

I threw a Freeze potion.

The moment it hit the lizard, it instantly froze…

But the ice melted immediately.

“Oh come on, how annoying. Cherge. Number 14.”

“My hands are occupied right now. End of report.”

“Useless.”

“That is quite cruel. End of report.”

While we were doing that, the lizard ran toward us.

The huge lizard charged in.

Some people might freeze in fear.

But I had gone to many dangerous places with that idiot— I mean stupid— master.

He called it training, but clearly he just wanted a helper to gather materials in dangerous areas.

Because of all the monsters I encountered there, I wasn’t surprised by this lizard.

I calmly dodged its attack.

I ran beside Cherge and stuck my hand into the maid apron pocket.

“Aaahn, iyaahn, end of report.”

“Don’t make gross noises! Gross!”

“I am sad to be called gross twice. End of report.”

I knew she wasn’t sad at all.

I searched Cherge’s apron pocket… storage and found the potion I wanted.

“GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

“Alright alright, lizard-san, be quiet with this!”

I threw Magic Potion Number 14 at the charging lizard.

The moment it shattered, dull-colored powder scattered into the air.

“GI…A…G…”

Click, click, click, the lizard’s body stiffened.

It wasn’t freezing — it was gradually turning to stone.

“This is the Petrification Potion! A potion made from materials obtained from Medusa itself. Anything it hits turns to stone!”

“Who are you explaining to? End of report.”

“Ah, the slave girls aren’t here… oh no… I explained out of habit… embarrassing…”

I guess I had gotten used to having them around, so explaining became a habit.

“However Master, as expected. One-punching a dragon. End of report.”

“Huh? Dragon? That’s a lizard. It doesn’t even have wings.”

It just looked like a big lizard to me.

Cherge sighed.

“Without someone to react and someone to retort, this is tiring. End of report.”

“What are you saying, you’re a robot so you don’t get tired. More importantly, is mapping finished?”

“Yes, thanks to you. End of report.”

Cherge stood up and emitted a beam from her eyes.

Projected in midair was the dungeon’s internal structure.

“It’s wider than I expected.”

“The destination has been marked. End of report.”

“Alright! Then let’s head there!”

“Master. My reward? End of report.”

“Nope.”

“Gaan. End of report.”

Anyway, more importantly the soft stone! Wait for me, my treasure!