Apparently My Body Is The Strongest (Doping)

I, Seyi Falt, had come to the southern tropical island nation Fotiatuyah.

My objective was conquering the great labyrinth that appeared in the royal capital… not.

“Soft stone, soft stone~”

Calling the name of what I sought, I walked through the dungeon.

It was insanely hot like inside a volcano, but I had cooling potions so no problem.

“Master. What exactly is soft stone? End of report.”

“It’s an essential item for making a special water called Ultra Divine Water.”

“Ultra divine water…? What is that? End of report.”

Oh? This girl didn’t know.

Even though she was created by alchemy, she didn’t deeply understand alchemy itself.

Still, it was rare seeing Cherge sincerely ask to be taught.

Made me want to tease her a bit.

“You want me to teach you? Say please, Master.”

“Ah, then never mind. End of report.”

“S-so cold… fine I’ll teach you, follow me.”

Boom!

“Ultra Divine Water is a solvent one rank above Magic Water. It’s the base for making what are called special-grade potions.”

“Special-grade potion? End of report.”

“A magic medicine with effects exceeding high-grade potions.”

“I see. So the item needed to make an amazing potion is Ultra Divine Water, and soft stone is needed to make that.”

Crash!

“Exactly. Just soak soft stone in Magic Water for a long time. Ultra Divine Water completed.”

“What effects do special-grade potions have specifically? End of report.”

“For example, permanent purification is the most famous. Also immortality, though that’s the hardest. And potions that endlessly produce clean water.”

“They truly embody miracles of the gods. End of report.”

Boom! Crash! Craaaaaash!

…Now then.

What had been happening this whole time?

The answer was simple. I was breaking dungeon walls.

Not with punches or kicks though.

I was simply walking toward the direction Cherge pointed.

Yes, just walking. That’s all.

“Which way next?”

Cherge pointed at a complete wall.

As I walked forward…

Boom! The wall shattered.

“Your enhancement potion is abnormal as always, Master. End of report.”

An enhancement potion temporarily increased strength when drunk.

One of the beginner potions anyone could make.

“To even destroy dungeon walls is astonishing. End of report.”

“Really? My master could break them barehanded without enhancement.”

“The comparison itself is broken. End of report.”

Nice line you’ve got there.

“Next?”

“There is a pitfall there.”

“Mm-hm.”

“There is a bed of spikes at the bottom.”

“I see, I see.”

“Please fall. End of report.”

“You want me to die?”

“You won’t die, right? End of report.”

Well, true enough.

I lightly jumped where Cherge pointed.

With a click, a hole opened.

“Waa.”

Since Cherge told me all the trap info, it wasn’t scary.

Actually I fall a lot…

Soon the spikes came into view.

Their tips tried to pierce my body…

Crack!

The spikes shattered and I landed safely.

“Alright… there we go.”

Even after falling from that height, my body took no damage!

As expected of the enhancement potion.

“As expected of you, Master. End of report.”

Jets fired from her feet as Cherge slowly descended… but.

“Cherge.”

“Yes, Master?”

“If you can do that, couldn’t you princess-carry me and hover down?”

“That was possible.”

“Then why didn’t you?”

Cherge looked away and muttered softly.

“I would be embarrassed. End of report.”

She said that with a completely expressionless face.

If it were the slave girls it’d be cute.

But a mechanical robo-maid saying it…

“Alright alright, stop fooling around and let’s go.”

“…Master is mean. End of report.”

Hm? Did the robo-maid say something?

Eh, must be my imagination.