Chapter 2

Yuzu senpai is cute.

Right now, in front of me as I sat in the chair, she was grabbing the hem of her oversized uniform, her face bright red as she groaned.

Super cute.

“K-Kido-kun… do I really… have to sit…?”

Isn’t Yuzu senpai, with her usual intellectual aura completely shattered, just the absolute best?

I forgot to mention it, but Kido Kakeru is my name.

Well, a name like mine doesn’t matter at all in the face of Yuzu senpai’s cuteness.

“You said you’d listen to anything I asked, senpai, right?”

“W-Well, yeah, but…”

Mumble, mumble.

The way the end of her sentence kept trailing off and getting softer was so cute.

It’s not that I want to tease her; I just want to see a cute Yuzu senpai.

“Senpai, please. I’d feel terrible as a kouhai if I just let you stand.”

“I-Is that so? No, even so…”

…I’ve got her.

“Yes. All you have to do is sit on my lap, senpai. It’s fine, I’m a chair so I won’t do anything.”

“B-But wouldn’t that be a bother for you…”

…Just a little more.

“A bother? Nonsense! For the sake of senpai… No, for my own sake, I’m begging you!!”

“No, way… Ugh…”

…Just a tiny bit more.

“B-But… i-if you’re going to insist that much, well…”

She’s taking the bait!

“D-Don’t misunderstand, okay! I’m just doing this for your sake because you’re a troubled, cute kouhai, alright!?”

Pure dere with zero tsun—so cute.

“Yes, right this way, senpai.”

I patted my lap right there in the chair.

“P-Pardon the intrusion…”

The fact that she was using polite language for some reason was also cute.

She was a treasure trove of cuteness.

And then, Yuzu senpai was right in front of me.

Turning her back, moving slowly, and holding down her skirt with both hands.

“I-I’m not too heavy, am I…?”

She sat down!

I was so happy!

“S-Say something, will you…?”

“You’re fine, senpai. Thank you.”

Yuzu senpai shifting around nervously right on top of me was so cute!

And close… Yuzu senpai was so close!

I mean, right in front of my eyes!

Even though she was small, she looked huge because she was so close!

Close and cute!

She was soft, warm, and smelled sweetly pleasant!

Thank you for being born into this world!

“H-Hey… how long do I have to keep doing this?”

“Eh?”

How long…? Hmm.

“Just go ahead and read like you always do without worrying about it. I’m your chair, after all.”

“I-In this situation!?”

Yes.

I became a chair because I wanted to watch Yuzu senpai sit and read quietly, so naturally.

“Please. I want to be of use to you, senpai.”

“U, ugh… Alright then…”

A goddess.

Yuzu senpai, who would do anything if I asked, was a goddess.

Cuteness is GOD.

“D-Don’t do anything weird, okay…?”

“Of course not, I’m a chair.”

Yuzu senpai started reading her book with her ears turned bright red.

I had no intention of doing anything weird at all.

Because after all, I was senpai’s chair.

If I could just look at senpai’s face as she got lost in her reading like this, then– wait…?

…A-Ah, crap!

If I became a chair, I couldn’t even see Yuzu senpai’s face in this position, could I?!

“Uwa, ugh… I-I’m so embarrassed…”

Yuzu senpai writhing in embarrassment on my lap was cute.

“A-Are you… not embarrassed at all…?”

And Yuzu senpai, looking back up at me with slightly teary eyes, was also supremely cute.

Was I embarrassed? Well, I had the person I liked sitting right on my lap, so the answer was already decided.

“I’m super embarrassed.”

“Then stop right now!”

“No.”

“Why?!”

Well, because she’s cute.