Worthless, And Therefore Best Friends

“I can’t invite Nako-chan on an overnight date, Sabu.”

“You’re still gonna be saying the same thing a hundred years from now.”

I let out a deep sigh. Apparently, my dear asshole of a friend, Keiji Nitta, was being tossed around by the girlfriend he adored as usual.

“I wanna go on an overnight date…”

“Did you even manage a date at home in the first place?”

“Don’t underestimate me, you pathetic forever-alone loser.”

“I’m driving over to run you down. Meet me in five hours.”

From the sound of things, it seemed he had at least managed to invite...