Reunion With My Idiot Master

I had completely defeated that weird guy called the Demon God.

This was right after that.

Rumble rumble rumble rumble…!

“Huh? What now?”

“A highly sophisticated pun on ‘right after’ and ‘rumble,’ that was, in conclusion.”

“Want me to turn you into scrap? More importantly, it’s shaking… this means…”

If I remembered right, when a dungeon’s Labyrinth Lord boss monster was defeated, the dungeon disappeared.

And everyone inside it got forcibly teleported out.

The entire room was shaking.

The walls and ceiling that made up the labyrinth unraveled into particles.

Cherge and I were being broken down as well…

I wasn’t scared. I just wished it would hurry up and teleport me already, damn it.

Because right now, my cute little slave girls were in an emergency situation!

“Hurry up and teleport me already!”

“Master, dungeon clearers receive a mes—”

“Just hurry up already!”

Then my body shone especially brightly, and I vanished from the spot.

……

…………

………………My consciousness returned.

I was right in the middle of the royal capital of Fotiatuyah.

The dungeon entrance had completely disappeared.

“Mm! Ground level! Now then, where are my little slave girls—”

And that was when it happened.

“Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey-chwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!”

Glomp!

Smoochhh…!

“Ugehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Crack…!

“Gufuoooooooooooooooooooo!”

My idiot master went flying.

That idiot…! She hugged me and kissed me on the cheek!

So I drove an enhanced punch into her face hard enough that I meant to kill her!

“What d’ya think you’re doin’…!”

The idiot—rather, my master—bounced away like a ball.

But the next moment, she appeared in front of me again.

“Seyi! O Seyi! It has been long indeed! Come then, a kiss for our reunion—”

“As if!”

I unleashed a high kick on Master. But the instant it struck her face, she vanished.

“Tch…!”

“Wahaha! Seyi is lively as ever today too♡”

Standing before me was a [woman I had never seen before] with rainbow-colored hair.

But I knew. This pervert was my master… Nicholas Flamel!

“Master. Doesn’t your appearance change every single time I see you?”

“Well, yes. I am in the mood for something flashy right now, you see.”

“Aren’t you always flashy…”

This master of mine possessed eternal youth and immortality through the application of alchemy.

And by applying her arts, she could also change her appearance.

When I studied under her, her appearance changed constantly, so it surprised me.

But by now, I was used to it.

“It has been a long time, Master. Five hundred years.”

“Mm? Has it already been that long? Time flies like an arrow.”

She did not seem particularly moved by it.

Well, of course not. She was immortal, after all.

“More importantly! I can sense my precious little slave girls with you, Master!? Will you give them back!?”

“Ohh, sorry, sorry.”

Master pulled a single sheet of paper from her pocket.

That was a magic tool.

She unfolded the folded paper.

Then it flashed…! And out from inside…

“““Waaah…!”””

Thud…!

…Well, my little slave girls came out of the paper.

That was a magic tool that flattened targets into two dimensions, folded them up, and stored them.

More importantly!

“Everyone! Are you okay!?”

“Big Sis!”

“My lord!”

“…Lady Seyi!” “…!”

I hugged my little slave girls, as well as Sui-chan…!

Ahh! Thank goodness! Really, truly thank goodness!

“I’m sorry, everyone. That suspicious person over there didn’t do anything weird to you, did she?”

I pointed at my idiot master.

My little slave girls shook their heads.

I see… she did not do anything to them… haaah…

Before I knew it, I had collapsed right there on the spot.

“Oh, my…”

“What is wrong!?”

“Could you have been injured in the dungeon!?”

“…Sui-chan! Heal her!”

“…………!”

“Ah, no. I’m fine. …I’m just suddenly exhausted…”

Now that I was relieved, all the strength had left my body.

Haaah… anyway, I was just glad nothing had happened…

“Big Sis… were you worried about us?”

“Of course I was, Daphne-chan. Come here.”

“Waaah♡”

I stroked Daphne-chan’s fluffy, soft hair as she dove into my chest.

Ahh… this was calming me down.

Still, just thinking these girls were in danger had really shaken me up.

Well, that just meant I had grown that attached to them. Yeah… one way or another, they were adorable.

“I’m happy you were worried about us!”

“…Lady Seyi, to think you were concerned for us…”

“Of course I was. You are all my beloved companions.”

“““Lady Seyi…!”””

Everyone glomped me all at once.

Well, I guess it was fine since they were safe…

“Wait, oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!”

I leaped to my feet. This was bad!!!!

“…W-what is it?”

“The soft stones! I forgot theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!”

The moment the dungeon disappeared, the stones inside should have vanished too!

No way…! I was going to collect themnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

And that was when it happened.

“Good grief, Master really cannot manage without me. In conclusion.”

“Cherge…! Ah, come to think of it, you weren’t there. Where did you go?”

Then Cherge held up her right hand and opened her storage.

Plop plop plop…!

“Whoaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It’s a mountain of treasureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

“That is not a sound a young lady should make, in conclusion… fgyuh!”

This woman! She had collected them before I even noticed!

I threw myself at Cherge and kissed her.

“Oh, honestly! I love you so much, Cherge!”

“Really now, you only say you love me when it suits you. Good grief, in conclusion.”

I could not see it from where I was, but Daphne-chan cried out, “Cherge-san is smiling!”

Since she was not equipped with any such function, I figured Daphne-chan must have been seeing things.